Sunday, August 14, 2016

Don't Miss This! Sinister Creature Con in Sacramento, CA on Oct 15-16th

We couldn't help but sign on for the 2nd year of Sinister Creature Con taking place in Sacramento California this Halloween season!  The list of the horror celebs that are going to be in attendance is amazing!  I can't wait to meet Lori Petty and Katharine Isabelle!  Also I can't wait to bring our brand of horror publication to the unsuspecting people of the convention.  THAT'S RIGHT!  We will be vending this lovely event!  Read below for more information about what will be going on and who will be in attendance!

"Horror Con announces year two guest: Sinister Creature Con in Sacramento, CA on October 15th-16th, 2016.

Horror Convention Sinister Creature Con is invading Sacramento for year two with Lori Petty of Orange is The New Black and iconic FX artists including Robert Kurtzman, 3 time Oscar winner Ve Neill, Hannibal’s Katherine Isabelle, and that just the beginning.

Sacramento, CA. Cult film appreciators, horror lovers and practical effects enthusiast who want a place to appreciate the art of horror now have Sinister Creature Con for the love of the genre.

Sinister Creature newest convention to The Sacramento Scottish Rite in downtown Sacramento has surpassed horror convention scene and launched year twos first batch of guests. Sinister is brought to you by the masterminds behind the 9th annual Sacramento Horror Film Festival, The Horror Short Film Festival, Amber’s Sweets Theater Troupe, Sac-Conventions and Sac Anime Conventions. Featured guests include award winning practical effects artist Ve Neill (Beetlejuice, Hunger Games, Sweeny Todd) actress Lori Petty (Orange is The New Black, Gotham) actress Katherine Isabelle (Hannibal, Freddy vs Jason, Ginger Snaps) GOLD VIP performance by Aurelio Voltaire and Rich Uncle Bill and the Daleys (Bill "Stay Puft" Brian's Band!) as well as world-renowned makeup artists from the hit Syfy show FaceOff and so much more.

"I had no real idea what the Sinister Creature Con was going to be like. It was the first year, they had a good line up of celebrities attending and the vendor list was plentiful, but a horror con in Sacramento? To my pleasant surprise, it was a huge success! More people in attendance then I think anyone expected. All there to see their Rocky Horror Show idols, such as Barry Boswick, or Cleve Hall from Monster Man, or even me!
The great things about these types of conventions are everyone is there for the same reason. They love everything horror, always have. When younger we were labeled nerds and geeks, but now we have taken over and become the cool kids. As the famous tag line from Dawn of the Dead states - "When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth", well we are all walking to the next Sinister Creature Con next year and suggest you do to!" Award winner Howard Berger and past guest on 2015 line-up.

Sinister Creature Con is back for year two and even though 2015 hasn’t come to a close Sinister is wasting no time in order to impact the community and exposing the culture of practical effects and horror.

From live make-up demos to sculpting and painting, fans can also participate and create themselves in one of many workshops offered by award winning make-up artists and fabricators. Vendors and exhibitors will be on-hand with horror related merchandise.

Tickets are currently on sale:
Gold VIP Weekend Pass
$80 - VIP Gold Weekend Pass
Limited quantity.
Gold VIP Pass allows access at 10:00am each day.
Added entry lines for faster access to venue.
Exclusive VIP Badge.
Exclusive 2016 Sinister Creature Con Print by Gianluca Mattia.
Exclusive 2016 Sinister Creature Con Print by Paul Allen.
"Creature Girl" Sinister Creature Con T-Shirt (sizes sm-xxxl).
Includes Exclusive Access to the Official VIP GOLD After Party at the Colonial Theatre. This after party is exclusive to VIP Gold patrons, featured guests, featured artists, and event sponsors. It is NOT open to the public!
VIP GOLD After Party at the Colonial Theatre Includes...
Musical performance by Aurelio Voltaire!
Featuring musical performance by Rich Uncle Bill and the Daleys
(Bill "Stay Puft" Brian's Band!).
Insane puppet show by Shadow Circus Theatre!
Horrifying short films from Sac Horror Film Fest & CryptTV!
Horror Inspired side show and circus performances!
Drink & Food specials!

Sinister Creature Con is now taking applications for vendors and offering sponsorship opportunities. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be apart of one of the biggest cons to make its way thru Sacramento California.

Vendor requests:
Sponsorship and Social Media Management:

More Information: "

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Soylent drink being advertised on Facebook is a real thing!

With a tag line like "Enjoy a meal as versatile as you." You'd think that the makers of Soylent know about the 1973 movie Soylent Green.  That movies plot is that in the not too distant future there's a company called Soylent Corporation that is manufacturing rations for the starving New York City population.  Well these major ingredient of this Soylent Green ration is found to be..  Wait for it..  Human!  Yes!  Soylent Corporation is feeding the populace human.

Now why would a company put out a product under the Soylent name without even thinking of the past of this very same moniker?  Are they just naive of what thoughts comes along with the Soylent name?  Are they very aware and just hoping that no one can even remember that movie?  Maybe they know all well about the Soylent Green movie and are hoping for some controversy and to maybe sell some product as a result?  I'm not quite sure but I'll go ahead and send them an email and see if they respond.  I'll post my findings here as an update when I get word back.  Keep your eyes peeled!

Now I know it's only 2016 but I guess Soylent decided to get a "leg up" on the competition?  "People need it.. in the year 2022" I'm just at a loss for words.  Below is a screenshot of their website.  Feel free to go to to check out what they have to offer.  It's apparently a subscription based "meal" in a bottle.  You can get up to 144 "rations" a month for a discounted price of $348.  That's only $4,176 dollars a year.  That would give you a little less than 5 bottles a day.

It comes in at 400 calories a bottle and claims to be Vegan/Animal Free.  Can you eat human and still be Vegan?  I mean are we considered animals?  I'm being silly here obviously..  This is based on the "Drink 2.0" of Soylent.  It also says it is not organic, kosher, gmo-free, allergen-free, or gluten-free.  Well there goes all the hopes for you gluten-free cannibals!

Saturday, March 12, 2016

The Witch Movie toy playset? NEED!

Have you seen The Witch yet?  I opted out of sitting in Austin traffic the other day and just popped into the South Lamar Alamo Drafthouse to watch it all by my lonesome because..  Not one of my movie going friends would go with me to see it.  They're all pansies I guess?  Anyway!  I got my cookie dough shake and queso fries and pealed my eyes to watch it..  Oh and I posted on Instagram that I was watching it of course..  Because if it doesn't get posted to Instagram it didn't happen right?  As soon as I throw the post up there the comments start rolling in.. And I expected this..  Don't get me wrong, but I was hearing a lot of good things so I wasn't expecting that many negative comments.  "I didn't like it", "There's a scene in the middle that's ok but overall :(", etc.  There was one positive comment and it was: "I fucking loved this. Easily one of my favorite films of the last 5-6 years."

So why is there all of this opposite side of the spectrum review business?  I think maybe people were expecting something different than what it actually was.  The Witch is a gritty real film about faith, religion, witchcraft, and possession with some satanic elements dashed in.  They aren't thrown in your face at every turn.  You aren't hanging out with witches the whole film.  You don't get to see most of the dastardly things the witches are doing.  A lot of the things are eluded to and it's presented to us in a sombre tone throughout.  It's a very slow burn so for all of the gold fish attention spanned millenials, they were indeed antsy throughout the film.  I guess they should have brought in Michael Bay for a couple explosions for this one?

My favorite part of the film is the cinematography and the uneasy-ness you are plopped into.  I was on edge throughout the movie.  I wasn't able to watch the film as I do most horror films.  Most horror films I'm presented with some beautiful kills displayed for me to dissect and revel in.  I really do love sprays of blood.  I'm sick I know.  Although you do get treated to some blood in The Witch it's only sprinkled in and I was pretty stoked on those moments don't get me wrong.  It's also lacking the elements of sex and nudity that a lot of horror films use as a crutch.  Oh how I do love those crutches though.  There's just enough fantasy in the movie for you to say "Oh okay I'm just watching a movie", but it's added in towards the end and most of the time you are dealing with what most people of the puritanical America would have dealt with.

I was definitely happy with the film and I'll be adding it to my video collection as soon as it comes out for sure.  It's not for everybody.  I can't even really put my finger on the type of people that would enjoy it.  It takes a different mindset.  You'll all just have to watch it to see for yourself.  If you've seen it I'd like you to post in the comments why you liked it or hated it.  Until then check out this Playmobil set by !!

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR in theatres this Friday! 3/4

Other Side of the Door is hitting theatres this Friday 3/4/16!  Who is going to go check it out?  I'm definitely excited about a lot of the horror movies that are dropping recently.  I've unfortunately been unable to catch very many movies as I've been slaving away at new issues for you heathens to consume.  What do you think of the previews you've been seeing from Other Side of the Door?  Has anyone seen The Witch yet?  Give me some feedback in what you're liking what you're not liking in the comments and check out the clip from Other Side of the Door below!

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

The Darkness Poster Revealed!

Does anyone know a good dry cleaner?  Someone with big dirty black hands couldn't keep their hands off my bedspread..  Who's going to watch The Darkness?  I think I might give it a go. 

The Darkness Synopsis:
From the director of the cult classic, WOLF CREEK, Greg McLean, comes the supernatural thriller THE DARKNESS, opening nationwide May 13th, 2016. As a family returns home from vacation at the Grand Canyon, they innocently bring home a supernatural force that preys off their own fears and vulnerabilities, threatening to destroy them from within, while consuming their lives with terrifying consequences.

THE DARKNESS stars Kevin Bacon, Radha Mitchell, David Mazouz, Lucy Fry, Matt Walsh and Jennifer Morrison. Directed by Greg McLean and written by McLean, Shayne Armstrong and S.P. Krause, the film was produced by Jason Blum, Bianca Martino and Matt Kaplan. The film will be released by BH Tilt in coordination with High Top Releasing.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

The Other Side of the Door - Movie Clip!

"A family lives an idyllic existence abroad until a tragic accident takes the life of their young son. The inconsolable mother learns of an ancient ritual that will bring him back to say a final goodbye.  She travels to an ancient temple, where a door serves as a mysterious portal between two worlds. However, when she disobeys a sacred warning about never opening that door, she upsets the balance between life and death."

You don't go fucking around with the afterlife..  Didn't we learn this in Pet Sematary?  Or any paranormal movie for that matter?  I mean the possibility of contacting our deceased loved ones is always tempting... BUT JUST DON'T DO IT!  Anyways!  Will you guys be checking out The Other Side of the Door?  Let me know in the comments what you think..  Also check out the trailers and clips!!