It's creepin' up on that time! The first magazine is about 2-1/2 weeks out and I've decided to make some shirts and stickers so you can wear your shirt and stick a sticker on your forehead while you read the first issue. It completes the experience and who would be caught dead without one of these sexy shirts? I'm sure if you are a virgin they'll definitely get you laid.. I mean what lady doesn't love blood?
So to sum everything up: 1) buy magazine, shirt, and sticker 2) get laid