Friday, November 23, 2012

BLACK HORROR WEEKEND DEAL!

Are you lonely?  Depressed?  Is that old mundane life getting you down?  Well we have just the thing for you!  New and improved Gore Noir Magazine!  It slices, it dices it even makes fries!  Act now and we will even throw in a free promo package with every order!  That's right folks!  You get 2 wristbands!  One for each wrist!  Or keep one for yourself and give one to your grandmother! You also get 2 buttons!  Attach them to your punk jacket to look cooler than all the other kids!  On top of all that you ever get a buttload of stickers!  Stick em on your nipples for instant pasties!

But wait there's more!  Our website is standing by to take your orders and if you act now we will throw in a FREE signed poster of Diane Foster aka Little Sister from The Orphan Killer!  Yes The Orphan Killer!  That movie that was banned in Germany!  Be sure to pick up issue 6 on sale for $10 plus shipping & handling and you can get a magazine featuring Matt Farnsworth the creator of The Orphan Killer!  A little over $13 for a poster, a magazine, two wristbands, a limited edition signed poster and stickers!  WE'RE INSANE!

We will add the freebies onto any order that you make from now until the end of the day Monday.  You don't have to add it to your cart we will ship it to you!  This promotion is while supplies last and trust me they won't last long!  So act now!

www.gorenoirmagazine.bigcartel.com

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