Randomness

 Lot's of randomness to update you all on!  We got back from filming our blood wrestling match for Creepy Kofy Movietime in the Bay Area (I'll let you all know when that is going to air) and we had one day of rest before it was off to San Antonio for Blood Thirsty Thursday's screening of My Bloody Valentine on.. you guessed it!  Valentine's Day!  We had so many cool people come by our table and purchase mags and hats and posters it was awesome!  We really felt the love.  So much so that we ran out of a few issues.. Didn't expect to sell all that many haha! 

Now on to the images you see up top and to the right!!  These are just mock ups and I'm not sure if we will be printing both colors.  I even had a concerned fan of Gore Noir Magazine inform me that we are infringing on Hed pe's "copyright" of that X logo.  I had to inform her that they don't have a "copyright" on that logo and it's been used FOREVER.  I also informed her that it's a trademark issue and has nothing to do with a copyright.  Oh well!  Which color are you all into more?  I'm hoping to print both but who knows with the back and forth when it comes to our presales.. 

Now on to our presale of issue 7 limited special edition variant super cool EC Comics nod cover!  Click on it to see all of it's glory.  and then click this link to order it and a poster of it so you can cherish it at your casa!

http://gorenoirmagazine.bigcartel.com/product/limited-edition-issue-7-magazine-poster-combo

Buy yours for only $20!  That's a steal for both a 11x17 poster and a limited edition mag!  The price will go up as always when we get them in stock!

It's coming.. Where will you be when it hits?

Cover art featuring artwork for Necro

Can you hear it coming over the mountain?  It's a bloody beast.. Leaving lots of death, tattoos, and horror in it's wake..  Leaving tattoos in it's wake?  WTF?  Don't question me.. It's Gore Noir Magazine issue #7!  Lucky number 7 is of course the awesomest yet!  We have Necro the king of death rap. The Enigma and Serana Rose who are sideshow extraordinaire's and tattooed like no other..  Grimbro who brings us the most amazing digital art we've seen in awhile..

Kreepsville 666 clothing that is sure to have something ghoulish to cover your flesh suit up with.  Allan Graves is tattooing all over the world and bringing us brilliant pickchur books so we can feast our eye marbles on em.  Devanny Pinn tells us about her movie The Black Dahlia Haunting and also brings her costars along with her for a bloody good Gore Noir exclusive photoshoot.  Talyn Stone donates blood to our cause and we have photos of that.. of course.. Jm Grimm of the Grimm City Girls brings us his first installment of Grimm Views where he reviews some of the low down dirtiest of the genre.  We introduce you to Suzi Rubbish the bloody winner of Miss Gore Noir 2013.

Backcover art by Grimbro

Derek Mick of Obscuri has joined forces with us and is helping in our plot to hide as many lovely dead bodies as possible.  Taylor Haggard adds to her writing duties for the magazine and brings us her Putrid Picks.. 3 items that you'll want to wrap your cockles around.  Of course we are always bringing you the freshest recipes in our Cannibal Cookbook section that just recently expanded and became it's own blog, and is hoping for a future book release.

Deville Photography sends us messages in a bottle from across the pond and we give you some of her baby eating, morbid sex having, tattooed, and 80's inspired photography.  Did we mention her one of her 2 girls 1 gut photos will be the centerfold poster?  My fingers are hurting from typing this much.  You don't have much time to get the mag on preorder so take advantage of that 3 dollar savings and head on over!

Degrading, Depraving, Debouchery

If you haven't heard Necro's music give em a listen.. You'll feel like your ear drums just got molested by that dirty bum drinking wild turkey in the gutter.  Nothing is taboo for the "king of deathrap".  Sex, horror, drugs, you name it we'll all wallow in it and soak it up like a sponge.  Not the kind of music you'll want to let your momma hear you listening to unless your momma is a crack whore from the tenderloin in Frisco.  We'll take a stroll through Necro's sick mind and we'll be gracing your eyes with a blood-filled photoshoot (of course) with him as well.  Until then check out this video we leave you with.  WARNING:  if you suffer from a pretentious uptight sphincter you'll probably want to avoid us as a whole and you definitely won't want to watch the video..  or hell go ahead and watch/listen to it and write a bunch of letters to someone so we can all get some free publicity out of the deal.  That way we all win.. you get something to complain about because you have nothing better to do and we get the recognition we all deserve.  DIE!