Bloody Boobs, Things, and Stuff

Now that I've got your attention I'm just going to show you a bunch of pictures and say some random shit about them.  Well shit..  That's pretty much what blogging is anyway right?  Half the time they aren't even telling you anything interesting anyway.  You've probably even stopped reading by now and have gone all A.D.D. on me and are just looking at the lovely ladies and the shitty art.  It's okay that's probably what I would have done as well.

Top left you'll see my photoshopping skills in action as I've compiled all 4 of the covers of the next 3 magazines..  3 magazines and 4 covers?  What the fuck?  Well the sick and depraved issue will have 2 covers (first 2) and then the 3rd one over is the 8th issue...  Everyone stare at the loveliness of the Godmachine cover..  Okay now the next one there is Black and White.  No your screen is fine it's actually black and white and will be in a "zine" format.  That means we'll be cutting and pasting to our hearts delight and giving you that freshly pasted feel to it.

Now to the left you'll see my ahmazin' artin skills at work.  This is the beginnings of a "metal" logo that I'm working on and will be featured on an alternative cover of the magazine..  Which issue you ask?  Fuck if I know..  Will there be shirts you ask?  Of fucking course!  Lots of lime green and white will be featured in the logo and subsequent art that will come with it.  The art I'm going to pass off to a better artist but I'm loving working on the logo itself.  *burp*  Well maybe we'll do a red version as well.  Make it look all bloody and shit..  Cause really you guys come here for the blood and boobs and not much else right?  Right?  Well shit..  That's fine..

So last but not least we had our Blood Lust event not too long ago and I'd like to thank Gaige and Suzi Rubbish for helping put this together!  I'd also like to thank Marcy Horror for coming out and blood wrestling for us!  She's going to be our first ever Gore Noir Girl and will be featured in issue 8.  There were so many awesome blood wrestlers that I would run out of space here in my ramblings to thank them all but you can see and "get to know" them in our upcoming Blood Lust DVD which will be out in about 3 months time.  Might take longer so don't quote me on that because we won't rush something just to put it out there.  We want it to be it's bloody best!  Below is an image of Marcy Horror and Crakka Jappa getting down in our pool of blood that ended up hemorrhaging blood..  The ladies were getting down like that!  Thanks SAcounterculture.com for coming and interviewing us and shooting photos!

Ghouls Night Out: Official B&W Zine Issue Sponsor!

Ghouls Night Out Fest 2013

When I first imagined the B&W issue I was going for high quality paper and artists just like our regular magazine but in a B&W format.  Recently I realized the error in my ways.  Why just be a little different when you could go back to the roots?  Zines are an awesome way for people to get all their art and writing and whatever creative imaginings out in the public.  I've also always been attracted to heavily xeroxed images.  The grain to me is a thing of beauty.  So it was decided then.  The B&W issue was going to be a Zine version of the same old Gore Noir Magazine you've come to hate.

Now what were we going to cover?  Well.. Bands and Zines go together like PB&J right?  I've always wanted to cover more bands but just never had the space.  The regular GN mag leans more towards Art and Photography so this would be the perfect format to give all these awesome bands that have been hitting us up a chance to get printed.  So we're DIY'ing this sonovabitch and cut and pasting it all together.  We've already got the cover.  The bands have been pouring in.  What's next?  I'm missing something here aren't I?

Suzi Rubbish by Obscuri

Oh yea fucking advertising!  Well I wanted to go 32 pages with this issue.  Keep costs down and we won't be too high on glue sticks after we're done.  I also don't want to cut any of these bands or artists out.. What do I do?  Fuck it we'll just go with one sponsor/advertiser on the back page and give the people what they want..  Lots and lots of content with pretty much no ads.  AND that my friends is where we are at!  This is where Matt from Ghouls Night Out steps in and snags up the opportunity right off the bat.  We now have an awesome sponsor in Ghouls Night Out Fest!  It's perfect... These guys bring you the best in horror music every year in their festival.. And we were going to be bringing you the best in horror music in a Zine.  Perfect fit!

Expect TONS of horror bands to browse through.  Some really cool B&W art, and that sweet cut and paste quality.  This issue doesn't have a due date as of yet but when I'm 80% done I'll start doing presales and I'll post to the Facebook page

It's coming.. Where will you be when it hits?

Cover art featuring artwork for Necro

Can you hear it coming over the mountain?  It's a bloody beast.. Leaving lots of death, tattoos, and horror in it's wake..  Leaving tattoos in it's wake?  WTF?  Don't question me.. It's Gore Noir Magazine issue #7!  Lucky number 7 is of course the awesomest yet!  We have Necro the king of death rap. The Enigma and Serana Rose who are sideshow extraordinaire's and tattooed like no other..  Grimbro who brings us the most amazing digital art we've seen in awhile..

Kreepsville 666 clothing that is sure to have something ghoulish to cover your flesh suit up with.  Allan Graves is tattooing all over the world and bringing us brilliant pickchur books so we can feast our eye marbles on em.  Devanny Pinn tells us about her movie The Black Dahlia Haunting and also brings her costars along with her for a bloody good Gore Noir exclusive photoshoot.  Talyn Stone donates blood to our cause and we have photos of that.. of course.. Jm Grimm of the Grimm City Girls brings us his first installment of Grimm Views where he reviews some of the low down dirtiest of the genre.  We introduce you to Suzi Rubbish the bloody winner of Miss Gore Noir 2013.

Backcover art by Grimbro

Derek Mick of Obscuri has joined forces with us and is helping in our plot to hide as many lovely dead bodies as possible.  Taylor Haggard adds to her writing duties for the magazine and brings us her Putrid Picks.. 3 items that you'll want to wrap your cockles around.  Of course we are always bringing you the freshest recipes in our Cannibal Cookbook section that just recently expanded and became it's own blog, and is hoping for a future book release.

Deville Photography sends us messages in a bottle from across the pond and we give you some of her baby eating, morbid sex having, tattooed, and 80's inspired photography.  Did we mention her one of her 2 girls 1 gut photos will be the centerfold poster?  My fingers are hurting from typing this much.  You don't have much time to get the mag on preorder so take advantage of that 3 dollar savings and head on over!