Thursday, October 22, 2015

Who's watching Hemlock Grove The Final Chapter (Season 3) on Netflix with me? (10/23)


It's that time of year again!  Halloween you say?  Well yea..  That too..  But no!  I'm talking about Hemlock Grove!  Have you seen season 1 and 2 yet?  No?  Well you have some catching up to do..  Season 3 drops 10/23!  All episodes will be available all at once..  Which means you can do like I do and binge watch the hell out of it!  Or you can slowly ration yourself an episode every so often..  But who does that?  BINGE!!  That's what Netflix is for right?  Now you can Netflix and Chill with Hemlock Grove on your device..  And it's going to be a marathon..  No what I mean?  Wink wink..  Nudge nudge..

Last season ended off on what has to be one of the strangest season finale/cliffhangers that I've ever seen on a series..  I was literally like..  WTF?!?  That just happened?!?  For those of you that have seen season 2 you know what I mean..  My brain melted out of my ears..  Eyeballs packed up and took a vacation..  They said..  "NAWP!  I'm out..  What the hell was that?!?"  So I have no idea how they are going to continue on from there..  Well they are definitely saying that season 3 is the LAST SEASON..  THE FINAL CHAPTER.   So we will be learning a lot about the characters..  ALL WILL BE REVEALED!  Here's to some skin being revealed..  Oh and blood and guts too..  I think we are going to see lots of that..  High grade wood chippers maybe?

Anyway..  I'm excited..  Throw your comments in the section below and let me know what you think of the show and let me know where you are at with the new season when you start watching.  Here's to some Hemlock Grove on Netflix and Chill!!  CLIP BELOW FOR ALL YOU FREAKS!!

Monday, October 19, 2015

Soska Sister's Hellevator Premieres Wed Oct 21st on GSN!!

 
 
I know everyone else is following the Soska Sisters on their social media so you already know about the gameshow they're coming out with on the Game Show Network right?  RIGHT?!?  Well if you've been living under a rock here's the lowdown..  The gameshow is called Hellevator and it premieres this Wednesday Oct 21st 8/7c on Game Show Network.  This is a terrifying new gameshow from Blumhouse, and hosted by our favorite Twisted Twins The Soska Sisters.

The show places contestants in a warehouse where they then are guided into the Hellevator.  The Hellevator takes them to the different floors that they will get asked to go through devious challenges.  Each challenge will test the limits of the contestants fears to see if they have what it takes to win the money.  I was able to watch the first 10 minutes of the show on Yahoo HERE

I saw a few sites attempting to say that the horror crowd would not like Hellevator, that it was more for the mainstream crowd..  But I would beg to differ.  Just from the first 10 minutes you can see that it definitely brings the blood..  And I have no doubts that the Twisted Twins will make this gameshow into a must watch.  I was a huge fan of American Mary and I watch it all the time.  Pretty amazing stuff.  Well ladies if your name is attached to it you'll have a viewer in me.  Keep being awesome!  Oh! And we've also got a quick clip for you below!  Enjoy!



Sunday, October 11, 2015

Glove and Boots Muppet tribute to Wes Craven featuring Freddy Krueger?


Love this video!  Freddy Krueger singing "Dream a Little Dream" and appearances by Ghost Face and Jason?  Am I the only one that wants the Freddy puppet?  I don't think so..


Thursday, September 17, 2015

Mascara Machettes Model Interview

mascara machettes Gore Noir:  Thank you for sitting down with us lady!  How's life treating you?

Mascara Machettes:  Life is treating me very well, I cant complain, still pumping that red!!

GN:  We love all your bloody photos!  What draws you to the red stuff?

MM:  I've been drawn to it since a young age, 9 years old to be exact.  call me a creep, but it's definitely part of who I am (figurative and literally). The depth, the color, the contrast, the way it looks on skin, the way it drips and splatters, it all fascinates me. Its like I fell in love with blood XD

GN:  I see you like to do SFX makeup, when did you first get into it?


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MM:  As a matter of fact, I tried my hand at SFX for the first time a couple months ago! I didn't realize how well I knew my way around a gash or big flap of torn skin, until the first time I tried it.  I tend to study a lot of the stuff I look at in an image, I don't just simply " look" at it, I think that's aided me in learning a lot of the stuff I do for hobbies. I'm a figure-it-out-yourself type ghoul. Find the skeletons in things.

GN:  Is that an X-men tattoo I see on you?  Big comic book fan?  Favorite villain?

MM:  It IS an X-men tattoo!! My big brother was a big comic fan, so naturally, I would get into his stuff and check it out. I always LOVED the X-men! I always wished I had some sort of power like they did. I recently found out (3 years ago) that I am, in fact, A MUTANT. I have Factor Five Leiden Mutation, which is a genetic blood mutation that cause the blood to clot unnaturally fast. I always had trouble giving blood, as they had a hard time filling up a whole bag because my blood would clot inside the needle. When I was in high school giving blood in the gym, they had to stop because I stopped bleeding, they took the needle out and a gelatin needle shaped blood clot slipped out, laying on my arm. It was pretty bad ass. Favorite villain??? She's on the fence but by far my favorite character- Jean Gray: The Phoenix. Live, Die, Reborn stronger than ever, so totes relatable! XD

GN:  Let's talk horror..  I mean we run a horror magazine supposedly..  Give us a list of your favorite horror films!
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MM:  My favorites would include: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacres- all of em-  Carrie, Blair Witch Project, The Shining, The Descent, Insidious, The Evil Dead, Army of Darkness (more of a comedy but meh) same with Cabin in the Woods and Cabin Fever, Shaun of the Dead. I love those

GN:  What kinds of horror shoots do you have liked up or that you want to do? 

MM:  We just did a double concept shoot yesterday! It made my soul feel good to get back into some blood. It's a "Living Dead Girl" concept, first she was alive, cooking and cleaning for all you bastards,  then she was dead...but alive, reining Queen of the Damned ;) There's going to be a private art showing for it at Art Inspired Gallery in Springfield, Mo, closer to Halloween. I'm pretty stoked, I've never been the focus of a gallery before, so I kind of want to puke a little, too, hahah. Can't wait to see what RoadRageProductions comes up with. Tasty little nugget of info, there's a real heart and tongue in these..
funny, cheesy ones. The House on Haunted Hill for some reason.. All the Nightmares on Elm Street, Deliverance, yes, I say its horror XD, Wrong Turns- I have a thing for back woods horror haha. I just recently, believe it or not, watched Hell Raiser 1,2 and 3 for the first time ever!! I LOVED THEM! First one was the best.

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GN:  Throw out some links and give us some parting words!

MM:  www.Facebook.com/MascaraMachettesModel

-the man behind the camera for the upcoming cheddar-
www.Facebook.com/RoadRageMedia.

business info:  Juliamorganhart@gmail.com

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

TARMAN SCRATCH N SNIFF GORE NOIR MAGAZINE COVER FOR ISSUE 14 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD!!!

If you've followed us for awhile you'll know that we try to push the envelope with our magazine.  We don't want to be your run of the mill magazine showing everybody the same tired movies that are coming out with a cover that features whatever new movie paid us enough to have the cover.  SO WHAT DO WE DO?  We add a SCRATCH N SNIFF cover to our repertoire!  I mean why wouldn't you want to be able to smell what the TARMAN is cookin'?

We like paying homage to the artists, the 80's blood fests, the amazing people that helped shape our horror landscape today.  One of those influencial movies for me was Return of the Living Dead.  Tarman is arguably one of the most iconic movie zombies out there right?  Well in our issue #14 we get to not only interview the man inside the Tarman suit Allan Trautman, but also the man who designed the iconic look of Tarman: William Stout.  Alongside these amazing talents is the SCREAM QUEEN Linnea Quigley, aka Trash.

Throw in a bunch of awesome artists, such as Munk One (cover) & Andrew P. Barr,  who also pay respects to the movie, and you have one awesome issue ahead of you!  We also have interviews with Vince Ripper and the Rodent show, Calabrese, Glenn Hetrick, Pallbearer Press, Kat Wilson, and more!  This issue is not to be missed!  The only way to guarantee yourself a SCRATCH N SNIFF Tarman cover is to PREORDER YOUR COPY!  We can't guarantee there will be any leftover..

Monday, August 31, 2015

OUR FIRST OF MANY BIG GIVEAWAYS! - Gore Noir Magazine

Want to win a bunch of product?  We get a bunch of cool stuff in the mail and a lot of it we aren't able to use or we get duplicates of.. I mean..  There's just so much STUFF!  So what are we doing with it then?  Well we're giving it to you people that's what!  Want to have your product featured on one of our future stuff videos?  Send it to us!
Gore Noir Magazine
5701 W Slaughter Ln
A130-111
Austin, TX 78749

Ready for how to win?  OKAY HERE GOES!  Follow us on instagram: @gorenoirmag then repost the photo to the left there <<--- and tag us and also hashtag #gorenoirmag  it's that easy!!  But wait you say..  You don't have Instagram?  Well we still have a chance for you to win!  Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and/or comment on the video for another 2 chances to win.  Do all 3 and you'll get 3 entries into the contest.  Do we allow reposts on Instagram?  We will let you repost every 3 days.  We will run this for 2 weeks.  Starting tonight and ending September 15th.  We will pick one random winner to get the whole package!

OH no you lost?  Well we will also throw out some free digital issues and free digital subscriptions if we see you reposting every 3 days on Instagram and we see you did all 3 things.  We reward awesome people who help us get the word out.  READY?  GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  Now watch the video for a look at a bunch of (not all) of the cool stuff we're giving away (and that we got in the mail and are keeping na nana boo boo!)


People Featured in this video:

Atomic Cotton - http://www.attomicotton.com
Toxic Toons - http://www.toxictoons.com
Goat Rat - http://www.goat-rat.com
Eric O'Neill - http://www.ericoneillart.com
Thread N Buried - http://www.etsy.com/shop/VidVad
The Deadlies - http://www.thedeadlies.net
Vince Ripper and the Rodent Show - http://www.vinceripperandtherodentshow.com
Cute Robot Films - http://cuterobotfilms.blogspot.com
Silent Horror - http://silenthorror.bigcartel.com
Studiohouse Designs - @studiohousedesigns
Horror Decor - http://www.horrordecor.net
Grey Matter Art - http://www.greymatterart.com
Do It Evil - http://www.soundcloud.com/DoItEvil
Ghouls Night Out - http://www.facebook.com/ghoulsnightoutfest
Gore Noir Magazine - http://www.gorenoir.com
http://www.gorenoirmagazine.bigcartel.com
@gorenoir on social media!

List of Giveaways:


1. Gore Noir Magazine B&W Zine issue
2. Gore Noir Magazine issue #11
3. Gore Noir Magazine issue #12
4. Gore Noir Magazine issue #13
5. Beatles Skull Shirt Size L (forgot brand)
6. The Deadlies Tshirt Size M
7. The Deadlies Tshirt Size S
8. The Deadlies CD
9. Set of 4 Placemats from Horror Decor
10. Just Another Zombie Love Story book by M. A. Rogers
11. 2 Studiohouse Designs Cloth Patches
12. 3 Atomic Cotton Cloth Patches, 2 stickers
13. Toxic Toons XS Hoodie, Patch, and post cards
14. Do It Evil Stickers
15. Goat Rat Stickers
16. Thread And Burried Stickers and Button
17. Silent Horror Cloth Patch
18. Gore Noir patch, buttons, and stickers!

Thursday, August 13, 2015

CRYPT TV AND UNIVERSAL PICTURES PARTNER ON ‘THE VISIT’-INSPIRED SNAPCHAT SERIES, 2 FANS TO WIN ADVANCE SCREENING



CRYPT TV AND UNIVERSAL PICTURES PARTNER ON ‘THE VISIT’-INSPIRED SNAPCHAT SERIES, 2 FANS TO WIN ADVANCE SCREENING

Digital network and social stars team up in themed ‘One Minute Horror’ series inspired
by M. Night Shyamalan’s upcoming film THE VISIT.

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CryptTV, producer of last months’ live Snapchat murder mystery, is teaming up with Universal Pictures’

THE VISIT for a new live Snapchat event ONE MINUTE HORROR: THE VISITors to be released live at 5 P.M PST today.The three-part live Snapchat series follows four young locals who visit an old stone house only to find its that the old woman residing there is more dangerous than she appears.
The four youths, played by Acacia Brinley, Teala Dunn, Max Isidor and Zane Hijazi, all find themselves venturing in to an old woman’s creepy house as viewers ‘Snap’ suggestions help guide the characters decision making. But Snapchatters be careful, bad advice could lead to untimely ending at the hands of an evil old grandma. To watch, users will need to add @CryptTV on Snapchat and tune in at 5PM PST.

All Snapchat posts disappear 24 hours after posting, but there’s a special prize for horror fans with a
watchful eye: find the clues hidden in the story that reveals the location of the house, screenshot the
clues and Tweet your guess at @CryptTV and @UniversalHorror if you get it right you and a friend can win an invitation to a special advanced screening of THE VISIT.

So get ready horror fans, can you figure out the clues before the story disappears? Are you going to earnyourself a screening of THE VISIT before the film comes out in September? Tune in at 5 P.M and start snapping!

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To Follow: @CryptTV Acacia Brinley Melvin Gregg Zane Hijazi Teala Dunn
Snapchat: @CryptTV acaciasnappy MelvinGregg ZaneHijazi TtlyTeala
Twitter: @CryptTV @acaciabrinley @MelvinGregg @ZaneHijazi @TtlyTeala
Facebook: @CryptTV /AcaciaBrinley /MelvinGregg88 /Zane.Hijazi /TealaDunn
Instagram: @Crypt_TV @AcaciaBrinley @MelvinGregg @Zane @TtlyTeala