Gore Noir West Coast 'Blood Bash' Tour

Photo: Jm Grimm Model: Layla Marie

CONFIRMED: First stop will be San Francisco January 12th Submission Gallery

If you've been around since the beginning times of Gore Noir you'll know that we like to have a little fun.  And by little fun I mean drinking tall cans of PBR, watching a few bands play, and having some scantily clad ladies roll around in blood.  In the beginning the blood wasn't all that great looking.  We were new at it.  So sue us.  Not to toot my own horn but the blood is now spot on!  We had people who were tuned in for Creepy Kofy Movie Time about to puke.  Ya I was pretty proud of that.  Click the link for the newest batch of blood:

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So now what's up?  Well I'm knee deep in the process of planning a West Coast tour.  January 2013 will be the month for everyone to get painted red.  What else?  You all our pretty jaded right?  Where's the fucking explosions?  Hope it's not CG flames fuckin dammit!  We've got lots in store for anyone who is involved in the tour.  Want to roll around in blood?  Maybe you'll be lucky enough.  First weekend of January will be San Francisco bathed in red stuff.  It'll also be my birthday bash.  Second weekend will be Los Angeles.  Third weekend is Las Vegas.  Fourth weekend is San Diego.  Don't live in one of those towns?  Get a bunch of your friends together and pool your money and plan a road trip.  Or you can wait for the dvd to come out of all the blood wrestling.  It's up to you.  Oh wait I didn't mention we were coming out with a blood wrestling DVD?  Well we are.. So there's that.

Blood Booze Tattoos Bruises all that shit and more..  Want involved?  Wanna sponsor a show?  Want blood all over you and to be featured in a Gore Noir DVD? Email us and we'll talk shop.  Info@gorenoir.com  don't just say "I wanna know about the ____"  Tell us what you can do for us.  Sell yourself!  Or just say "I got $500 bucks to sponsor yada yada" and we'll talk.

-<otcj

Zombie Research Society - Issue 5

  Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?  I'm guessing your McDonalds eating, PBR swilling, reality TV junky ass is far from ready.  I'm just guessin though.. Who knows.. maybe you're the next Jean Claude Van Dam..  You know.. womanizing.. cocaine hoovering.. all around good guy?  More than likely though you are a female because Gore Noir is all about the ladies.  Need proof?  Just check out the photo below of one of our lovely female fans who, because we love our fans, we've turned into a zombie... Well actually Goatboy turned her but still we were the party responsible for sicking Goatboy on her.. and doesn't she look lovely?




So ladies what do you like most about zombies?  Ok ok I'll stop trying to chat you up and get to the meat and potatoes of what we are getting at here with issue 5 of the magazine coming out in May.  Zombie Research Society, Matt Mogk and the guys who brought you the Walking Dead will be heavily involved in putting this issue together and they will be co-curating it.  Expect to see lots of rotting flesh and bloody corpses that walk around the earth searching for human food.  You will feast your eyes on lots of the undead fun bags and we'll even teach you a thing or two about surviving the apocalypse.  Okay I'm done now you can get back to that can of 1893's best brew.